Apparently, I didn't think Rainbow Factory was messed up enough as it was, so I changed the lyrics to something from real life.

What do you think? Anyone up for recording this version and finding video for it? I'm not willing to watch those videos myself.

(This is an unaltered video. Just imagine it had the following lyrics instead.)



Now a livestock's tale isn't quite as nice
As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a livestock's easy once you get to know it
With the help of the magic of a recording device

Let's delve deeper into livestock philosophy
Far beyond that of common mythology
It's easy to misjudge that animal economy
With its alluring decor and social psychology
But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of livestock's being market stability
How, you ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

In the livestock factory, where your fears and horrors come true
In the livestock factory, where not a single soul gets through
In the livestock factory, where your fears and horrors come true

(Instrumental)

In the livestock factory, where your fears and horrors come true
In the livestock factory, where not a single soul gets through
In the livestock factory, where your fears and horrors come true
In the livestock factory, where not a single soul gets through